Wednesday, May 30, 2012

I'm Avoiding You Because Of Stress

Hello out there...  

out there...  

out there...   

out there....

Are you all still there or have you written me off as a blogger delinquent?  

I'm not one to make excuses for my lack of writing and posting and I know I've been slacking when it comes to my self-imposed obligation to entertain you but this past week has been one of the most stressful weeks ever!

There have been several factors to my stress level.  But one of the main sources of my stress (and inability to post) was a long power outage at my house.  And when I say long I mean about 24 hours.  I know this is only the equivalent to one day (part of which I was asleep - sort of) but it felt like FOREVER. 


Here's the thing about Mississippi.  Not only is it filled with a plethora of disgusting bugs and creatures, but it has a lot of trees.  And these trees have a lot of branches (as trees usually do).  When the wind blows a little and the rain falls, it causes all of these tree limbs to fall and then power chaos ensues.  Sometimes the limbs fall without wind or rain.  In fact, just yesterday I was sitting in the driveway watching the kids play in the driveway and a GIANT limb fell from a tree across the street.  For no reason...it just cracked and fell. 

Anyways, back to my power outage story.....

As usually is the case, the power went out as I was MAKING DINNER for the girls.  I was making pizza dough and had it all done and then ...  flicker...flicker...BAM!  Power out.

I was hoping and praying that the power would come back on after the dough had risen and we could just cook and go on about our evening.

This prayer did not get answered.

One hour turned into two and the girls were hungry so we braved the rain, climbed into the truck (because my car was locked in the garage) and drove to our local, below average Pizza Hut.  As we entered into the restaurant, I was hopeful that someone had managed to fix the tables that were not securely attached to the wall or anything else and speed up the really slow service.  I was also hopeful that the family that was screaming and yelling at each other in the parking lot was leaving and not just getting there.  No such luck.  They headed in as we did and continued to try and quiet down a screaming toddler by shouting threats.  Because everyone knows that toddlers who are upset respond really well to being yelled at.  I feel that it is important to include that the "Dad" of this family was decked out in his very best "wife-beater" tank top.  I think that pretty much sums it up....

We stayed in Pizza Hut for awhile because the alternative was hanging around in a dark house and answering for the 452nd time in two hours why didn't have power.

The power company told me the power could be back on by 1:00 a.m. and I was hopeful this was the case.

Again...another unanswered prayer.

When I woke up the following morning, the house was still silent and without power.  No air-conditioning, no computer, nothing.  I realized that this also meant that I would be going without my coffee. It was at this point that I had pretty much had my fill of not having access to power.

It also meant that my only source of communication with the outside world, my phone, was pretty much DOA, since I had not been able to plug it in and charge it.  I attempted charging it in my car for a bit but the fear of draining my battery kept me from doing that to much.  Not that my phone really did me much good because without power, I didn't have my nifty Airwave or my modem that allowed my phone to work out here in the middle of "Sticksburg". 

The Toddler got so bored of not having her computer or television that she literally fell asleep and slept for part of the afternoon.

As we walked into the house after picking up The Seven Year Old, we were greeted with lights and air conditioning.  Both children did happy jigs of joy.  I was doing the same happy jig on the inside.

There were other stressors during my week that contributed to my total lack of blogging last week but I won't bore you with all those details.

Now...if you will excuse me, we are under yet another thunderstorm warning and I'm feeling compelled to get dinner going before we lose power...



Friday, May 18, 2012

Friday Mish-Mash (Pantry Confessions)

Today I'm going to share with you one of the major points of contention between The Major and myself.  And by contention, I mean that it does not bother me at all but The Major brings it up occasionally when he's forced to eat cereal instead of his typical bacon and eggs breakfast.


Variety is the spice of life...
What you are looking at is seven boxes of cereal.  Each box has been opened and various bowls of cereal have been eaten at various times by various people.  I have no issue with this.  None.  It does not bother me to have seven open boxes of cereal.  Not even a little.

But it does bother The Major.  He claims that I am breaking a universal rule that states:  "Only one box of cereal can be open at a time and it must be eaten and empty before another box can be eaten and enjoyed."

I have never heard of such a rule.

I believe this rule was implemented by someone on his side of the family.  Because I don't recall ever having to live by the "one box at a time" mantra.  I recall having multiple boxes of cereal open in our pantry cupboard which I was free to enjoy whenever I so desired.  (In fact, the only cereal rule that I'm breaking from my childhood is the one that states "It is best to buy cereal that is sugar-free and mostly tastesless so that you can add sugar by the spoonful at the time of serving.  Either white or brown sugar is acceptable." )

I figure that some days I may feel like having Corn Flakes.  And then another day may be more of a Cocoa Pebbles type of day.  You just never really know what mood you will be in.  Some days The Seven Year Old likes Fruity Pebbles on her bagel with strawberry cream cheese and some days she likes Frosted Flakes.  Interestingly, nobody seems to care much for the Pops.

Which is why having only one box opened at a time makes no sense.

Now, admittedly, seven is a large number of boxes.  And I have no doubt that those Kroger brand Honey Nut O's are stale by now.  Actually that is a pretty safe bet...but I digress.

However, I still maintain that it's okay to have more than one box of cereal open at a time.

And even though The Major is annoyed by my open box habit, he has never been annoyed enough to put his boot down and try and reform me.  It seems to annoys him just enough to get sort of naggy about it every now and then. 

Or else he just figures that I'm a lost cause and you can't teach an old dog new tricks and that sort of thing.

As I mentioned, he does only bring it up when he is forced to eat cereal, which is rarely.  Coincidence?  Perhaps....  Or not so much? 

But I'm curious what you, my readers, think.

(I already know that some of you will be siding with The Major because the of whole "blood is thicker than water" thing and you were in the same house as children and suffered the same cereal box brainwashing as The Major....)

What do you think?  Should there only be one open box of cereal at a time in the pantry?  Is there an acceptable number of boxes that can be open?  Am I completely out of control with the cereal selection?

Update:  Shortly after writing this (five minutes ago) I actually did go through the cereal and threw out a couple of boxes that were on the stale side.  So I am down to five boxes of cereal to choose from.  You may stop judging me now.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Vacation Season

Happy Thursday Ya'll!

Take a look at the calendar.  Go ahead.  I'll wait. 

Done?  Okay.  What did you notice?

As I look at my calendar (which is happens to be the free HSUS calendar I get every year, regardless of my donation status) I see that it's almost Memorial Day weekend.

This signifies several things.

One - I can legally wear those white capri pants that are hanging in my closet (on the off chance they still fit).

Two - School will officially be over for The Seven Year Old.

Three - It's almost "vacation" season.

I have a pretty sad record when it comes to vacations.  As a kid, real vacations were not a regular occurrence.  We did the obligatory trek down to Disneyland (which is really a post in and of itself...) and attempted an actual camping trip once.

But we pretty much stayed home.

I don't know The Major's childhood history with vacations but I'm willing to wager that it was similar to mine...maybe one or two BIG vacations and then lots of little day trips to zoos, amusement parks, family reunions, the beach...that sort of thing.

Unlike the past few previous years, I am actually trying to plan some fun summer vacation trips for us to take...as a family. 

My thoughts are this:

One - The Toddler is about big enough to be able to handle some walking without strollers and the need to be carried the entire time.  And while she isn't potty trained (a fact that would make a vacation even easier and also a post in and of itself) changing her doesn't require a huge diaper bag full of various baby equipment (i.e. powder, creams, changing pads...etc.)

Two - We live in a vast, unexplored area that is (and this is my most favorite part) semi-near the OCEAN.  Because technically I think The Gulf Of Mexico is part of the ocean?  At least there are beaches and water and perhaps even some palm trees?  (sigh....palm trees....)  I grew up living semi-near the beaches and Pacific Ocean.  Being landlocked in the middle of the country the past few years has been... hmm, how can I say this.... torturous.  I am in desperate need of some sand between my toes!

Three - While traveling and exploring may not sound like fun for The Major, who seems to be doing an awful of lot of travel for work, the kids and I are itching to get out and see some stuff.  We need adventure.  We need new experiences.  We need awesome places to check in with on Facebook!

With all of this in mind, I have spent some time this week searching and researching things to see and places to go.  I have a partially planned trip for Memorial Day Weekend.  I have no idea what to expect and so part of me thinks that the best plan of attack is to pack the car with some stuff we might need (keeping in mind that Walmarts are never to far away) and just start driving south.  Because in the end, as long as I see some sand, some water, maybe a palm tree, and nobody throws up in the car, then the  whole trip will be a success! 

And who knows...maybe I'll find a bonus blog post or two out of it!

Do you have summer vacation plans?  How far from home are you traveling?

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Six Thoughts For Your Wednesday

  • I really don't care if John Edwards is found guilty of misusing campaign funds to cover up his affair.  I'm sure he's neither the first or the last politician to "misuse" these types of funds.  He just got caught.  The real crime is what a lousy husband he was.  I doubt he can be sent to jail for that, which is to bad.  If he is found "not guilty", it won't diminish his total fail in the husband and basic human being departments.
  • My three year old is on her way to becoming a technological genius.  Perhaps even a prodigy?  I know...that is a bit presumptuous of me.  But let's face it...she loves the computer.  She is three years old, can turn it on, maneuver to the EXACT program she wants and work the mouse like a pro.  I know adults that have problems doing this...  So I'm calling prodigy and going to nurture her natural "computer geek" in the hopes that she may be the next Mark Zuckerberg (only cuter).
  • School is out for the summer next week.  The calendar says that the last day is a "60%" day.  I'm no expert on scheduling but just providing an actual dismissal time seems more useful than a percentage.  So I just finished calling the school to get an actual time and the secretary had to ask three people in order to provide me an answer.  I predict this is going to cause mass chaos on the final day. 
  • The Major bought me a KitchenAide mixer for my birthday/Mother's Day gift.  It's pretty cool.  I've never seriously considered owning one before because I don't really cook or bake much.  But now that it's sitting on my counter I feel a strange compulsion to make lots of cookies. 
  • The Social Security Administration released it's list of most popular names for 2011.  The top five girls names were:
      • Sophia
      • Isabella
      • Emma
      • Olivia
      • Ava
  • And the top five boys names were
      • Jacob
      • Mason
      • William
      • Jayden
      • Noah
I tell you this because I know that some people that may be reading this are expecting babies soon and they may still need ideas for names.  If they are still looking for name ideas, they can also consider some of the following celebrity baby names...
  • And finally...a random 90's music video.  If you know all the words to this song, I'll give you a gold star!  (One Week - Barenaked Ladies)

Saturday, May 12, 2012

The Mom's Day Post or Why My Mom Rules!


Happy Mother's Day Mom! (image source)
So tomorrow is Mother's Day.  In case it is not glaringly obvious...I'm a Mom.

But I also have a Mom.  I think she occasionally reads my ramblings here.  So I thought I would share a few thoughts on my own Mother and what she means to me.

My Mom and I live a ways apart.  It's been that way for most of my married life.  The Major took me off to exotic places (such as the Midwest and now Mississippi) while my parents stayed in the Pacific Northwest.

I am often jealous of people that live within rock throwing distance of their Mother.  It must be amazing to be able to call your Mom and say "Hey!  I let's go to lunch!"  or "Hey!  Let's go shopping!"  or (even better) "Hey!!  I'm bringing my kids over to your place to spend the night!  See you in 10!".

Unfortunately because of all my exotic living locales, this has never been a reachable dream.  (Sad tears inserted here).

But this doesn't take away from what my Mother means to me.  After all, before The Major came and swooped me away, I lived with her for about 18 years. 

She always took good care of me and did her best to raise me right.  My current state of awesomeness is proof that she was successful.  I'm sure there were plenty of moments during my teenage years where I thought she had no idea what she was talking about.  But we all have those moments, right? 

I have a few fun memories of my Mom.  I'm sure she won't mind me sharing them...

  • My Mom went through a "health food" kick where she started buying and cooking all sorts of natural health type of foods.  This was unpopular in my house.  At some point the rest of my family began to rebel against the wheatgerm and carob and we started sneaking Doritos's and Pepsi behind her back.  She took it all in stride and decided that her family's happiness was more important than eating healthy.  Plus she realized she was about to go down to a full blown mutiny.  She jumped the health food ship before it took her down too.

  • She makes the very best chocolate chip cookies.  From scratch.

  • My Mother is a very musically talented person.  She plays the drums and base guitar and sings quite well.  Sadly, her talent did not really rub off on me. She would like to tell you this is not true and I have talent, but nothing compared to her.

  • My Mother also makes a great pan of enchiladas.  I use her recipe to this day.  It's the best.

  • My Mom came to all of my choir concerts and softball games.  She made sure that I tried my best but that I also knew it was just a game.  I never had any sort of pressure to be "the best" from her.  Because she already thought that I was the best. 

  • My Mom gets my sense of humor and one of my favorite things in the world is making her laugh. 

  • One of the things that I love about my Mom is that even though we don't talk every day, she is always there if need or want to talk with her.  I know I can count on her, despite the fact that she is thousands of miles away (2480.4 to be exact).

  • My Mom is a wonderful Grandmother.  Despite the fact that she doesn't get to see The Seven Year Old or The Toddler nearly enough, she sends them gifts and cards and always talks to them on the phone.  She asks about their milestones and loves the pictures I send. 

  • My Mom loves The Major as if he was her own son.  This makes me happier than she probably knows because I don't have to worry about any weird family gatherings full of tension and anxiety due to the fact that they hold some sort of grudge against the guy that took their precious baby girl away.  Let's be honest...they probably hold him in high regard because he took me away.  It was really a win/win for them...a great son-in-law and the ability to turn that back bedroom into the sewing room.  SCORE!

  • My Mom raised me and my brother in church.  She taught us that prayer mattered.  She taught us that God does listen to us and regardless of your burden or problem, God will help you get through it one way or another.  These are lessons that I remember to this day.  Because of my Mom I have a faith that I might not otherwise have. 

I am sure I could go on and on and on about what a great person my Mother is.  And how I am sure that I have taken many of my own parenting styles from her.  She has been a role model and and an inspiration and a good friend.  I love her very much and I hope she always knows that. 

So Mom...Happy Mother's Day!  I love you!  And...in honor of your special day, you may also celebrate MY BIRTHDAY...the day that allowed you to become a Mother in the first place! 

I know...it's so convenient of a gift that I could hardly believe it either.

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